I was just going to post that. Maybe we can have him walk on as a safety...
So, folks went to a baseball park and a hockey match broke out. Wonder if that resulted in a forfeit for the loser pitcher. Wonder if the opposing player had stolen the pitcher's girlfriend. Wonder if the opposing player had stolen the pitcher's boyfriend. You never know, these days.
The guy who hit the HR said F-you to the pitcher as he rounded second. Said he had mouthed off a couple of other times as well.